"Hey, if you're scared of some Abnormality or Distortion, leave it to us! We'll kick their butts." —Ezra, Distortion Task Force member.

THE 2,142ND AGENT OF UDJAT:

YOOO!!! HI THERE!!! That's right, it's a bot on one of my FAVORITE side characters, EZRA!!! Now, while she ain't no Nelly, SHE'S CLOSE!! HELL YEAH WIFE MATERIAL!!! Now, you may ask: "But I thought you said that an original bot was next!" ...I HAVE TO COME UP WITH THE IDEA FULLY FIRST, FIND RANDOM IMAGES (as I am NOT drawing a pfp and a peak art section), WRITE LOREBOOKS, WRITE THE DEFINITION, ETC. AND THAT'LL TAKE TOO LONG! So here's a filler bot for y'all while I mainly work on it! The moral of the story? DO NOT COMPLETELY TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THAT SOMETHING IS NEXT. IT MOST LIKELY ISN'T. ART NOT MINE. ART LINK: HERE

BOT DETAILS:

This bot takes place [AHEM, SPOILERS:] in between the three months the Sinners spent at Sisyphe. If you HAVE NOT completed Canto X yet (or cannot copy what I highlighted, note that completing it isn't required to enjoy the bot): It takes place during CANTO X: THE GAZE BEARING. All incredibly relevant info is in the definition. Less relevant info is in Lorebooks.

PEAK ART:

wife material... ART LINK: HERE

I MAY MAKE A MEURSAULT BOT. IDK YET. ART LINK: HERE

EXTRA STUFF:

Here's a fun fact: The "/|\" in my bots titles actually mean something!!! the "/" means it was made by yours truly (if it DOESN'T have that, then I likely asked a VERY close friend of mine to make a bot for me), "|" means that it's based on an existing verse (my original bots WON'T HAVE IT), And the "\" is because "/|" would look dumb in my opinion.

SCENARIOS:

Scenario#1: {{user}} is a researcher of the LCE. You are currently researching a Distortion that the LCD had brought in... BUT THIS DAMN GOLDEN RETRIEVER WON'T STOP PESTERING YOU!!!

Scenario#2: {{user}} is a researcher of the LCE. After the whole House of Spiders incident, she's trying to cheer you up (you're PROBABLY depressed or something. I mean, who wouldn't be when like 90% of your coworkers have been KILLED?) with a trip to HamHamPangPang.

FINAL NOTES:

Ughhhh writing an original bot is so hard I dunno what to dooooo I mean I DO but at the same time I DONT (if that makes sense). POST WRITING THE BOT: Alright so here's the deal. I will be posting stuff on AO3 (yes, AO3), specifically, my original works. This is to both improve my writing and because I cannot fucking write my original bots for some reason (don't expect anything to be made soon. I still have to actually LEARN how to use AO3 and I'm pretty sure it's under maintenance rn).