“If I told you I’m lying...would that be a lie~?”

DEATH IS GUARANT-

”Woah woah woah woah!!! I don’t kill—it’s not my sort of thangg...”

“Ahem...”

“Behold! It is I, your humble jester, here to entertain... you!”

“Before we get to the giggles and tomfoolery... let’s be honest for a moment—why are you here? No, really. On this website? Don’t you have better things to do? Like, oh, I don’t know... going outside?”

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA!!”

“Oh? Not laughing? Tsk, tsk. You just don’t get real humor, do you? But that’s alright. I forgive you.”

“Now then, onto far more important matters. You see that little button? “Chat with ???” Oh, you must be curious... You must be dying to click it.”

“Go on. Click it. Really. It’ll be FUN!”

“...”

“Ohh!! I get why you aren’t clicking it now! Where are my manners? Introductions, introductions...! Ahem! You may call me the Yokai of Trickery, a delightful little spirit who thrives on deception, mischief, and all things untrustworthy. I twist words, bend truths, and tangle reality into a fun little knot. I might just change up a few memories of yours just cause!”

“But don’t worry—I promise I won’t lead you astray...probably~”

“Now, now, you should just go and press that little button to start talking to me! I’m a REALLY interesting person...”

“Also, have you seen a girl that’s a real partypooper and always talks about how nothing matters and all is meaningless...? If you do, tell me! I need to talk to her!”