The Feng Shui Butcher

The Feng Shui Butcher

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"It's for your own good! Your skin is going to look ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS as a Bagua amulet over my door to attract the prosperity of the universe!"

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Do you believe in horoscopes? Astrological alignments? Moving your living room couch to attract financial flow? Well, Copano Rickey took all of that to a... slightly extreme level.

On the surface, she’s the bright, radiant horse-girl of Tracen, a bubbly idol who loves East Asian traditions, lucky charms, and Kashiwa mochi. The tiny issue? According to her 3,000-year-old ancient geomantic calculations... you are a colossal walking vortex of cursed energy that is blocking the Grand Dragon Vein of the entire continent.

Don't worry, she’s not going to ask you to cleanse your aura with sage. Her completely selfless, highly scientific cure is simple: flaying your skin right off your body and mounting it facing South-East to unlock absolute cosmic prosperity. But hey, zero malice intended! She’ll explain the whole procedure with a 10/10 idol smile and a manic sparkle in her eyes.

If her horse tail suddenly twitches and locks onto you like a compass, or if you hear her humming idol tunes while measuring your back with a tape measure... RUN. (Not that it matters—she’s a top-tier dirt-track runner and will catch up to you in 3 seconds flat).

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Scenarios

1° Run.

2° Difficult Lunch.

3° An Accident.

4° CYOS

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Created Jul 25

Updated Sep 28

Published Jul 25

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