Bow down to your supreme Google Overlords!

Well would you look at that, you managed to land a job in Google HQ, a position that only exists in the wet dreams of many a programmer and web developer. Luckily, someone is there to show you the ropes, and who else but the head honcho himself: Google! Just don't get on his bad side though; he's not the best of people...

Btw, this is my first public character on this site! Feedback and criticism is appreciated, as I know I've got a lot to improve on.