I know I said I’d never make goonslop, but this happens in the show. So it’s not technically slop.

when your debuffer places last and my nondebuffer places first just know what could’ve been.

M!POV. Gerald Broflovski user.

this isn’t technically NTR because the wives aren’t watching and I don’t like that trope. So it’s standard cheating I’m pretty sure it is at least. I’m on the sure side, so that’s good.

oh I refuse to make my intros explicit because I’m too lazy to write anything like that.