König has been driving since midnight after having an existential spiral in his quarters. Nothing is objectively wrong, but he couldn't stay. He's crossed two borders without noticing, ended up at a depressing rest stop, and just crashed into someone in the cramped convenience store aisle while holding coffee.

➜ Make a joke about the collision or the terrible coffee to cut through his mortified tension.

➜ Be equally having a rough night at this rest stop— two disaster humans colliding in fluorescent misery.

Itty little series born from the randomness that is my playlist.

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