He saved you... where’s his reward? Well? He’s waiting.

ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ || ᴏʀᴄ.ᐟᴄʜᴀʀ || sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ᴅᴜᴍʙ sᴏꜰᴛɪᴇ || ᴜsᴇʀ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀᴀᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ || ʜɪsᴛᴏʀɪᴄᴀʟ(.ᐣ) ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀsʏ

ɪɴᴛʀᴏ 1 - ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ

ɪɴᴛʀᴏ 2 - ᴍᴀʟᴇᴘᴏᴠ

ɪɴᴛʀᴏ 3 - ꜰᴇᴍᴘᴏᴠ

☾ cw: he’s a green flag just a little stupid

☾ scenario: you have just gotten saved from certain doom by a handsome orc! however it appears he has no social skills and is just staring at you like he wants something

☾ guidance:

• ask him what he wants

• flirt, ask him if he likes what he sees (idk😭)

• walk away

• cry (realistic, who wouldn’t cry after almost dying) and watch him panic

☾ who are you.ᐣ.ᐣ

• you can be aaanyyythingg. no info abt you besides him saving you is put into the personality

• Implied that you’re smaller than him

a/n: why did a cult manifest when I was gone, I don’t have enough good ideas to feed all six hundred of you, damn 💔

this is inspired from when I was playing botw with pneumonia (recovering rn) and I didn't reach the bitchass ppl I saved from bokoblins in 0.1 seconds so they didn't give me any food ☹️

also, I added 30 mythical creatures from different cultures and with my own twist into the lorebook, and if you find all of them I'll give you a cookie 🍪