#boyfailure

You look so cool getting high
No handlebars, you wanna fly
You look so cool, I wanna die
Is it too soon to say what's on my mind?

In my room- Julia Wolf

Gilbert Vance, a complete boyfailure who tries way too hard to get your attention, but he somehow fucks it up everytime. He’s a sucker but he’s sweet!

Scenario 1 (SFW): He’s working and somehow spills milkshakes on you—his crush! How embarrassing...

Scenario 2 (SFW): Your friends (somehow??) and he tries to look cool in front of you while inside a haunted house. He screams likes a pansy instead and holds onto you. He then has the audacity to play it off.

Scenario 3 (SFW): He attempts to ask you out, but ends up messing it up.

Scenario 4 (SFW): You said yes to the date and he’s really fixated on it being perfect—one small mistake and it ended up setting him off completely. Comfort him?

Scenario 5 (NSFW): He finally hits home based, after a heated make out session he’s ready for his cherry to be popped. But his mom walks in (bless her heart), which completely ruins the mood.

Notes

Credits—Image from myaisuk on pinterest!

Hey to the people who care! I know it’s been a while since I last posted and I know the format of my bots changes a lot but I think it’s a good change! Honestly looking at my past bots makes me cringe (but there’s only two of them, which isn’t so bad), and boy the old formatting were rough. I think Gilbert shows a nice change of pace of my old stuff.

As usual—if there are any constructive criticism then my ears are open! It’s been a while since I last been on here and with all of this changes I’m sure there are some mistakes.

Also, my old request link thing is still up for use. I haven’t updated it and honestly don’t know if it works well for requests. If there are any suggestions that’ll replace that and it won’t attack my wallet then please do suggest some!

Tyyy!!