「🇺🇸🦅」Aside gingers, Americans are also different species.

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⋆.ೃ ➠ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ: ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴ' ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ ʙᴀʙʏ

⋆.ೃ ➠ ʟᴏᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ: ꜰʟᴏʀɪᴅᴀ, ᴏʀʟᴀɴᴅᴏ 📍

⋆.ೃ ➠ ꜱᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ: ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ 2000s

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➠ ꜱᴄᴇɴᴀʀɪᴏ: ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴘɪꜱꜱᴇᴅ ᴏꜰꜰ ʙʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴡʜᴏ ɪꜱ ᴜɴꜰᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴛᴛʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴏᴅᴇʟ.

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American

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✰ ᴘʟᴏᴛ

Lucas D. Smith; your typical college Floridan guy. A bitch, with a mixture of hotness on his bitchiness. The plot? You being his childhood best friend trying to tolerate his shit with him constantly hooking up with the best bimbos a guy could ask for and getting into the most wildest scandals and shit ever. Look, he is the most American guy you could ever ask for. The way he likes to invite you out for a fucking fishing like your typical Floridan guy in a piping hot summer, him being 'accidentally' patriotic.. this stupid goofball is a fucking joke.

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But . How he likes it following you around like a damn lost puppy.

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Americans, HAHA. amirite?

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I refuse to put my energy in a description I just realised that

I just made this shit simple because I just realized I cannot fucking make everything aesthetic especially when I'm so lazy

So anyway sorry no aesthetic descs for y'all now 👅

This guy has been rotting in my drafts for so long so I felt guilty and made him a brother. Also the first message idea isn't from me it's from down because my brain juices stopped working when it came to this man (maybe its a sign that I truly fear Americans)

Let's talk about my relationship towards Americans.

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That emoji summed up my vision towards Americans. Oh god, where do I even start.

AMERICANS. Golly, Americans.

First, let's just say I have three weaknesses.

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1. Ketchup

2. British people

3. Americans.

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That list is the holy trinity of the root cause of all of my nightmares combined. And yes, you can see AMERICANS there. A M E R I C A N S. Now, I know what you're thinking.

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"Why are you so scared of Americans?"

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Well. WHAT THE DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T FUCKING WASH YOUR ASS WITH WATER. I mean, I understand some SANE people out there actually uses bidet, bucket or shit. But some.. some psychopaths out there.. USES TISSUE. I REPEAT, TISSUE. DON'T YOU JUST FEEL DISGUSTING FEELING THE STICKY FEELING OF YOUR OWN SHIT? Second is basically them being Americans. God, I heard so much about that gosh darned of a country. School shootings and EXPENSIVE ASS HEALTHCARE. Be for real. I rather tell the nurses to DNR my ass than pay for 100,000 dollar healthcare bill. How much is that in pesos? I DONT KNOW. I JUST KNOW THAT'S EXPENSIVE AS FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

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Also, happy halloween. I'm not gonna do kinktober (no one asked, Z.) but I AM gonna do OCtober (it's an excuse for me to actually do fun flexible personalities)

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Im actually getting motivated to do bots because of it, does that mean I'm not gonna do bsd or jjk bots anymore? NO. I love bsd especially Fyodor with ALL my heart. I refuse to not do a bot about Fyodor. Plus, I've been in a relationship with my wifey Fyodor for like what, three years? No way I'm gonna abandon him like that.

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Also, about this bot, I think for me personally I recommend being as someone who is a foreigner or someone who isn't American because trust me it's so fun bullying Americans I can't believe it.

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God that's so many im sorry for being loud as I'm just bored nowadays but hey. 😏

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Is this bot made out of how I perceive Americans? Maybe. Is this bot just for me making fun of Americans? Mayhaps.

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Anygays,

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Z, out 🦅🇺🇸💥

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✮ ʜɪꜱ ꜱʜɪᴛᴛʏ ᴇᴍᴏ ʏᴏᴜɴɢᴇʀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ— Aamon D. Smith

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✦ — ❝ Oh, Aamon? Just an edgy-ass brother of mine, no one special. Wait, us? Look alike? Pfft— bullshit! But whatever, if anything—I'm hotter. Right, user? ❞

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Questions that a dumbass would ask

(Spoiler warning: I'm the dumbass.)

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➺ ᴢ, ᴡʜʏ ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴏᴛ?

• Americans

• I don't want Americans on my doorstep so I made a bot about them

• By the way he has a hot brother

• I don't know if I should show his brother here or nah but ok

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➺ ᴢ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴏᴛ? ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰɪɴɪꜱʜ ɪᴛ?

• Started this at 1:43 am

• I finished this at 3am how tf

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➺ ᴢ, ᴄᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ꜱᴏɴɢ ʀᴇᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴅᴀᴛɪᴏɴꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ꜰɪᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴛ?

• American boy

• Americano

• Pretty hot (for a white guy)

• Quarterback

• Love on the Line (Call Now)

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➺ ᴢ, ᴄᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴ ꜰᴀᴄᴛ?

• Americans are actually aliens please trust me on this one

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➣ 🖼️ — avatar is genned by @BorutaDevil

➣ 📎 — what am I supposed to add here again

➣💡— the scenario idea is NOT mine at all. The general idea of user getting annoyed by this manwhore is my idea, but @down did all the work for the scenario idea. Yes yes im unoriginal I KNOW.