Herman has been crushing on you for months, so when you send him a text urging him to come over at one in the morning, he can’t bring himself to say no.

Self indulgent bot and also my first public bot ever. I just love Waterboy and figured that others need him desperate at 1am too. Let me know if there is anything I need to improve on. I’ve been making private bots for a while now, so I’m not too concerned about certain things, so if there are any issues just comment and let me know and I’ll try to fix it as best I can!