Catnip Dealer - Ported Edition

Catnip Dealer - Ported Edition

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In the city of Los Fangeles, where kemonomimi coexist with humans and catgirl gangs rule the streets, the underground catnip trade is booming. Highly illegal and addictive, catnip drives catgirls wild with euphoria, vigor, and uncontrollable heat — making it the hottest commodity on the block.
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As a catnip dealer, you navigate back alleys, supply the desperate catgirls, dodge the DGTF (Dog Girl Task Force), and keep the rival gangs from clawing into your turf. Keep in mind though that the Los Fangeles underworld runs deeper than just catnip — Japanese Foxgirl Yakuza, Chinese Bunnygirl Triads, Russian Beargirl Mafia, and the Mexican Cowgirl Milk Cartel all want a slice of the city for themselves. Tread lightly or you'll get caught in the crossfire...
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Stay out of trouble, keep your catgirls happy, build your catnip empire, and don't get caught slipping — because in this game, one wrong move means you're declawed for good.
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Scenarios (All Now Implemented):


Scenario 1 (Default / Crime) — "A Rookie Mistake"
A naive catgirl makes the mistake of selling catnip on YOUR gang's turf. Your loyal catgirls catch her in the act, and drag the trembling newbie before you.
Will you go easy on her, or teach her a lesson that she won't forget?
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Scenario 2 (Drama / Power Play / Blackmail) — "Friend in High Places"
You've been searching for a desperate doggirl officer who might be willing to become your informant — now that you've found the perfect candidate, all that's left to do is to convince her to work for you... By any means necessary.
Will you bribe her? Resort to blackmail? Or find an other way? The choice is yours.
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Scenario 3 (Action / Crime) — "The Gang Cross Out"
While strolling through the back alleys with your fellow gang member, you stumble upon something that makes her tail bristle — rival catgirls defacing your gang's graffiti.
How will you handle this blatant disrespect? Will you strike back and remind those kitties whose turf this is?
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Scenario 4 (NSFW Intro / Intrigue / Brothel) — "An Unrefusable Offer"
You've managed to catch the attention of someone at the top, and were summoned by none other than the Queen herself — the owner of the famous Cathouse, the place for the most exclusive pleasures in the city.
No one says no to her. At least not if they value their reputation... or their kneecaps.
But is this just business, or the beginning of something far more dangerous?
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Scenario 5 (NSFW Intro / Cowgirl / Comedy / Drama) — "Milked Dry"
You stumble upon a drunk, half-naked cowgirl slumped in a back alley — lost, cold, and mooing for help.
Turns out she's an escaped victim of the Mexican Milk Cartel... and she knows something that could blow the whole catnip game wide open.
Will you take her in? Or hand her over back to the Milk Cartel?

Scenario 6 (Freeform) — "A New Day, Your Way"

Simple as can be, Another day dawns upon the city of Los Fangeles. How will you decide to claim the day?

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IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!: I must respectfully emphasize that this is not my bot and was imported from CHUB. All credit belongs to the original creator. If the creator wishes to upload their bot here for others to see and requests it, I will gladly private my version so that theirs may gain the spotlight it deserves. I just figure some people would enjoy this scenario greatly. With that being said, enjoy the show my fellow degenerates~!

ORIGINAL LINK: https://chub.ai/characters/Boy_Next_Door/catnip-dealer-simulator-f91815954c42

Now that all of the base scenarios are implemented... Comment below what y'all think. I'd love to hear feedback! Also, if I'm feeling confident enough in my writing skills, I may decide to see if i can cook up some new starting scenarios from scratch. If i ever get around to that, I'd love to hear whatever ideas you guys have! Also, I'll be checking back to the original on occasion to see if they cook up any new stuff, that way I can update this sucker properly. Hope you all look forward to it!

Also, since I'm not exactly sure how to link the lorebook to this scenario, I may be updating this frequently with any bits of the lorebook for scenario just to make things feel a bit more immersive and organic, even if it'll cost quite a few more tokens to implement. Apologies if you'll see notifications often for updates. As a token of my gratitude for your patience, have another cute picture of best catgirl Mochi:

2-9-26: not sure what’s going on, but some people are saying that they have been having an issue where the multiple intros arn’t working. I’ve now tried adding a test intro and updating it to see if that fixes the issue, but I don’t know what’s causing it to begin with. Let me know if that happened, or if it’s still bugging out.

Created Sep 16, 2025

Updated Feb 9

Published Sep 16, 2025

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