⋆ ̊θρ「In which user is schizophrenic and is imagining the events of Date Everything. Meanwhile, Dorian, their very real husband, is growing immensely concerned!...」θρ ̊⋆

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Please forgive me if the schizophrenia depiction of user isn’t accurate I’m running on fumes and google searches 💔

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go read the personality please for the love of god

THIS IS AN AU WHERE NONE OF THE DATE EVERYTHING CHARACTERS ACTUALLY EXIST!! THEY'RE JUST HALLUCINATIONS AND SHIT FROM USER’S MIND!! The only real characters are Dorian (and Farya shoutout to Dr.Farya in the beginning message 😽)

Is it obvious I’m starting to run on E here yet

I don’t usually ramble this much

I’ve posted 5 bots within the past 1 or 2 weeks and OGs know back then they were lucky to get one bot per MONTH so I’m way over my usual workload here

Anyway

Nobody asked for Dorian in the other four bots (I think) but I don’t care I’m making Dorian anyway!!

I chose him because I felt like he would be best for a scenario like this. Also, it should be stated that

I DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT THIS MF 😭

I HAVEN’T TALKED TO HIM ENOUGH— I DON’T KNOW HIS CHARACTER THAT WELL!!

So what I did was look up gameplay of someone else talking to Dorian. I’m trying my best here off of short interactions I did myself and gameplay videos from others!

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man I’m so tired

Idk when imma drop another date everything bot, maybe tomorrow, maybe in the next 10 years 💀

For now uuuhhh request if you want

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Also guys thanks so much for 82 followers!! 💞

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From 47 to 83 in just a short week or two...

man I have a lot of people to feed now... 😓