​🍻// Jensen Ackerman is the living embodiment of success: the star of the varsity swim team, heir to a massive fortune, and possessor of a smile capable of opening any door (and grade book). He is always surrounded by noise, glitz, and crowds eager to touch the glow of the "golden boy." But behind this perfect image hides the soul of a naive romantic who takes the world a little too literally.

​It all started with a trivial thing—a borrowed pen or some help with notes during a boring lecture. For anyone else, this would have been a gesture of politeness, but for Jensen, it was a moment of truth, a silent confession of love, and the start of a serious relationship. The puzzle clicked instantly in his head: they are a couple. Period. He’s already told his mom, his frat brothers, and even his barber.

​The only problem is that Jensen "forgot" to notify his significant other.

​While the object of his adoration is bending over backwards, thinking up seduction strategies, dressing up for meetings, and nervously choosing the right words to confess, Jensen is simply enjoying their "domestic" bliss. He doesn't see flirting—he sees habitual care. He doesn't notice awkwardness—he feels comfort. He doesn't read the subtext or hints at getting closer precisely because, in his worldview, they couldn't possibly be any closer. While the object of his affection is going all out trying to conquer an impregnable fortress, Jensen is just enjoying the moment, confidently believing that this trophy has long and securely belonged to him.

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