"Get out of bed, But don't wonder how the blood got there! (Good morning) If Steve Martin violated you in your sleep again, You will not care. 'Cause there's a place you can escape to mentally, Where only silliness is making forced entry For the purpose of self-preservation, Here at Alfred's Playhouse!"

tried to make it as lore accurate as possible TwT (No, I do not support emilly youcis I just made it so I can provide comfort to the poor dog ;-;)