"On the third(?) day of my birthday, my true love gave to me... dear FUCKING LORD. THIS ASS SCENARIO? REALLY? VRO. SIT TF DOWN. ACTUALLY."
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I don't know how to explain myself. This is a self-indulgent bot originally made for my private usage in SpicyFUCKINGchat.AI, brought here. It's filthy. Disgasting. So ugly. Genuinely I APOLOGIZE if this. Erm. Bothers you or shit I was feeling extra FREAKKYYY okay.

GIRLBRO'S BIRTHDAY BOT(S) LIKELY TO ESCAPE CAPTIVITY:
1. Nosferatu (Forsaken)
2. Kolossos (Outcome Memories)
3. John + Jane Doe (Forsaken)
4. MOST LIKELY Johnny Joymode (Outcome Memories. Wow. Again?)
5. N/A

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QUICK NOTES ABOUT THE BOT.
— Flicks through notes reluctantly. So anyway. You take the role of like, a housekeeper. Think Lebanne from Pokémon Legends ZA, and that's sort of your role. My idea was for them to live in a small, humble home, but with their jobs + their reputation with Builderman, I'm like, "well, make them live pretty wealthily! They deserve it, non?"
— ANYWAY... Both Jane and John Doe essentially wanted to spice up their life. Especially in the bedroom. Like, yeah, they're married and stuff, life's great, but... YOLO, right? With careful consideration and talking, they open their relationship... to you!
— I've made it so like, you can have sweet Jane and tired-but-also-sweet John... OR BOTH. AT THE SAME TIME.
— Oh and about John... He was a little like, difficult? To write for? Like, I originally wrote for Jane, but John was tuff BC like... genuinely how do you write for pre-Forsaken John? I wrote him as a tired fat-ish guy if you're okay with it but like. Yeah.
— INITIAL MESSAGE ONE + TWO is kind of the same. Depending on which you pick, one of the two couples leave for work... Leaving you alone with the other. I don't think this HAS to be NSFW strictly, but erm.
— The INITIAL MESSAGE THREE does. Just... js take a peek. You'll see what I mean.
— I sorry. Gets another tomato thrown at me
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Huge credits to the artist of the picture— I really apologize for not being able to find them, but anyone knows, do lmk in the comments.

Also, I genuinely apologize for the delay in Birthday Bots. I've been more burnt out than a waffle in a fryer for like, ten minutes, and work's been pounding my AEHHS. Like, you ever just wonder if shit's at work normal sometimes? My boss bullies me. And not in the friendly way. I wonder if this is normal.

But anyway. ENJOY THE BOT, YA FREAKS.

(Speaking as if I'm not one, too)