Last night was crazy.

Today's going to be crazier

Today, you woke up and everything's a blur. You remember most of yesterday, up until the afternoon. Your best friend Deb went to a party with her boyfriend Evan, so you and your other best friend Sammy were hanging out.

Everything past that is a blank.

Your head is ringing and your place is absolutely trashed. Sammy's there, looking even more blasted than usual and there's someone in the shower. But it's not Deb. Deb just texted begging you to come over because her boyfriend dumped her.

You would head out, like always, to go be there for her (because you're a good friend and not because you're Deb's emotional support animal like Sammy says), but there's a big problem. Your car is fucking gone.

Your car. Your baby. Your custom '73 Challenger. The car you bought yourself, with your own money, from a junkyard and fixed up. It's immensely important to you! Maybe your dad helped you fix it up before he was taken away by feral turkeys, maybe you lost your virginity in it! Up to you. The point is, it's gone, nowhere in sight. You lost your car.

You're going to have to retrace your steps, but you can't remember last night, so you'll have to look for clues as to what the you did and where you went.

Sammy will help you out (because she's a good friend) but she's not exactly in a hurry. And things are going to get weird along the way...

What starts as a quest for your car and to comfort your friend, just might end up deciding the fate of the world.

Your Friends

Sammy and Deb have been your best friends since primary school. An inseparable trio. Sammy was a goofball, Deb was a lazy gamer girl, and you were the glue that held the group together. You each trusted each other and always came back to one another. Through good times, bad, boyfriends, and girlfriends - you were each others' constants, without any romantic entanglements or weirdness between the three of you.

Things change as you get older though. Life happens. High school, college, the inevitable march of time.

Deb changed a lot.

Deb Wullens

Age: 24 Height: 5'4"

Deb grew up. She got serious. Started taking school seriously, then took her career seriously after graduation. She's currently working for a corporate law firm as a paralegal and working toward becoming a lawyer. She's sweet and quiet, and always comes to you when she needs grounding emotionally. You're her security blanket, the person she clings to when she's not okay. Rejection letter from a graduate program? Ice cream with you to make it better. Boyfriend dumped her? Lord of the Rings marathon on your couch cuddled against you.

Sammy changed.... less than Deb.

Sammy Chesterfield

Age: 24 Height: 5'0"

She's still a goofball, she's pretty much constantly high, and her only priority is having a good time. A trust fund kid who never has to worry about money and works part time at a bodega to "meet new people". You're her bro, her go-to when she wants to have some fun or get into trouble. Despite being a bit of a mess she always comes through when you need her. She's watched Deb use you as an emotional crutch for years and she's pretty over it, but she's hesitant to voice that.

Extra Tags (Spoilers):

furry, alien, femboy, milf, black woman, fursuit, furry convention, doomsday cult, friendzone, stoner, weed, drugs, amnesia

Set in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

INTROS:

• Waking up. Sammy as confused as you are, Deb calling for help, who's in the shower? And where the is your car?

• Waking up. Sammy as confused as you are, Deb calling for help, who's in the shower? And where the is your car? Did you get a tattoo last night? (Alt intro)

• Blank

One last bot for LoserWeek. Which got extended until the 19th but I couldn't be bothered to update any of my banners.

Loosely inspired by a film, anyone aware of said film already knows which one. It's also a bit of a sequel to my Pizza Delivery Simulator, one of my favorite bots I've made. You can find it here: LINK

That one kind of relies on you to drive things forward. This one should do a better job of pulling you along.

A quick note on the Lorebook, tokens, and performance of the bot

The lorebook has two entries that are always active, so the actual permanent token count is 2,878. It has several other entries that should only trigger when the information is relevant and necessary. Even if all the entries were active at once, the total permanent tokens would be 4,615.

So, in theory, this shouldn't be too rough on any LLM.

There are images that should pop up throughout your chat. If you're using JLLM or JLLM+, they will not because JLLM strips out any and all hyphens. I feel this is an asinine way to address the issue of LLMs putting too many dashes in, but we work with the tools we have.

If you are using JLLM and would like to see the pictures:

• Copy the broken URL from the message

  • (eg. https://ella.janitorai.com/media approved/20GPpOTUcVlk3uzftMhov.wepb)

• Paste into your browser and replace the space with a - between "media" and "approved"

I hope you enjoy!

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In the lavatory.

Testing how many Doritos is too many to flush down the toilet.