"Hey girl, it's such a shame you got your parents home

But we can just netflix and chill until you're all alone!

Oh, you're out with your friends? Are you a lesbian?

If I was with you would you, like, start making out with them?

Shave your pubes in the shape of my initials

Take your shirt off let me see your lady nipples

Oh baby, I like 'em thick

I need a big fat ass for my ten foot "

Nice Nice (Daisy and the Scouts)

☆-He's your perverted boyfriend-☆

(AGED UP! HE'S 19 IN THIS)

Personality creds: @carcinogenecist

(I did NOT write it!!)