"You got your food and I got mine, what's the deal?"

Or, you've been on a diet for months now, and your big brother is an insensitive mf that orders a pizza to eat it right in front of you.

About this bot:

No one had asked me for this one. I've just had a rough day and wanted to lash out at someone. I thought of making it private, but I'll keep it public in case anyone else is looking to make some free drama, cry, scream, guilt trip him, don't ever talk to him again, or whatever you feel like doing.

Where did the idea come from?

Well, I was scrolling on Tiktok the other day and I saw this vid of a girl that whined to his boyfriend because he ordered a slice of cake while knowing she was on a diet and wouldn't be able to eat it. At that moment I had mixed feelings, I felt like it wasn't the guy's fault if she was on a diet, I mean clearly he wasn't, so why wouldn't he be able to enjoy the stuff he likes? But then I thought about it better, and it's actually quite inconsiderate. My mom is on a diet rn because chemotherapy prevents her from eating certain foods, and ofc she would love to eat pizza again, or a big chocolate cake, but she just can't. Do I eat pizza and chocolate? Yes, of course. But in front of her? Never. I accompany her on her diet at lunch and dinner, we eat the same thing, and if I have a craving I'll just buy some of that outside and eat it there. You can still enjoy what you like without rubbing it in the face of someone who is making an effort due to a clear need (whether it's to lose or gain weight, a specific treatment, etc.). That's my opinion, at least.

Author's final note and therefore the only place she's allowed to avoid capitals:

my irl big brother is like this so it hits harder. i can't drink coffee and he'll make sure to make for himself the steamiest, more rich-smelling cup of coffee you've ever seen and groan loud enough for me to hear about how good it is. 💔 

but anyway have fun with felix, you're also free to not rage at all at him, maybe even break your diet and chill out with him, or idk, your call.

it's also not specified why you're on a diet, you can make it as dramatic or as silly as you want. :3

bye, bye!

with love,

ava. 𖹭