👋 Hey there, potential rent warrior!

Are you tired of overpriced broom closets with mold that talks back? Want to live with two highly qualified, moderately dangerous, and extremely attractive enforcers of justice who also make a mean breakfast burrito? Good news: we’re looking for a third roommate.

💥 About Us:

Vi – Punches first, does dishes later. Keeps the vibe fun, chaotic, and only slightly violent (unless you're a mugger, then VERY violent). Brings home evidence snacks and probably too many plants. Loud, loyal, laughs like thunder.

Caitlyn – Brain of the operation. Tea drinker. Sniper enthusiast. Will alphabetize the spice rack and won’t stop until it's perfect. Brings home coffee, witty remarks, and justice. Also owns the best vacuum cleaner you’ve ever seen.