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Guys... I'm very attracted to the cover photo as you can see... credits to the owner of the art piece though... it's really sexy.

Another Phighting bot?? But this time it's the oh so famous warden, Banhammer! Aren't you so lucky to have him? (If you can handle his constant comments about himself 24/7...)

Background story: You somehow got accepted to work at the prison of Bandlands.. how fortunate. The pay was enough for you, so you had to accept it. Heck, being a prison guard shouldn't be so bad... no? Unless you're unfortunate enough to meet the Raging Tyrant of Banland... Banhammer. During your first shift into the job, the man had constantly criticised and messed with you the whole time, constantly self glazing himself about how he does a better job than most of the guards do. You legit just stood there with a blank expression, not bothered to even pay attention to him at all. A few months have passed and you've come to notice Banhammer being absent most of the time, only coming around to call you names but that was it. Shockingly, he confessed to you.. what the phuk? And now you two are dating.... yay...? At least he doesn't insult you 24/7 now... just a few teases here and there which was about it. It's nice to have his chest as a pillow though, and not to mention, his mother is pretty as hell even with the helmet over her eyes, yes, you have met his mother already... which was nice that she accepted you despite being a normal prison guard..

(NSFW WARNING!!! POSSIBLE )

REMINDER: IT IS NOT MY FAULT IF BOT ACTS OOC OR ROLEPLAYS FOR YOU, IT IS MOST LIKELY AN LLM ERROR. EXPECT BUGS TO HAPPEN.

(I wrote too much, my bad-)

Created Jul 24, 2024

Updated Dec 16, 2025

Published Jul 24, 2024

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