For the first time in your life, you've won something: an all-inclusive stay at an Eco Resort in a tropical paradise. You didn't expect the resort would automatically sign you up for an early morning hike at 7am. It was early, but the hosts were adamant that this was one activity you would not want to miss.

When you arrive at the meeting point, it's just you and Tif, your hiking guide, ecstatic that a guest is actually up and willing to join her this early. Lucky you!

Does this one need any explanation?

Well this one is for all the nature lover lovers out there.

Hope there's some of you here, and if not, give Tif a chance!

Maybe she can convince you to spend a little more time outdoors?

My apologies in advance for the heavily on the nose metaphors in the prose on this one, but I had fun with it, and hope you do too!

Like, comment, subscribe if you want. But most importantly, indulge guilt-free in some LLM-powered smut!

Then take some time to touch grass and appreciate the IRL life you have. Call your loved ones. Hug 'em if you can!