OC| “Dude, look at me. I’m fucking hot.”|

Jason’s a good friend, well maybe not the standard textbook friend, but he’ll help Eli in anyway he can. This includes teaching Eli how to lose his virginity, well first things first, he’s got to know how to approach a chick. Too bad the self-centered meathead chose you to demonstrate his charms. Did he really think putting that big, thick bicep in your face would turn you on? And he’s wanting a drink? Who does he think he is?

Since Jason is a , this song is for him.

Summer Slam Squad: Tyler Liv Jason Jena Eli