"Wait- I was JUST jokING!`"

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Welcome to the circus! Eyes on the prize folks, the show is OFFICALLY starting!!

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Rocket headcanons!
Sea lion tail
Chipped horns + horn piercings

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[SHOW DETAILS]
Rocket and user are in a long-term relationship, living together. User had just gotten home from work after walking through a thunderstorm. Rocket decides to be a brat and bitchy to user to the point where they break and user lwk fucks Rocket and teaches him a lesson.
(Sorry not sorry LOL)

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~Sneaky peeky~
~Rocket was panting like a dumb dog, laying on his stomach on the mattress as {{User}} fucked him roughly from behind. Clothes were long gone, every inch of skin exposed to the heat of the moment. A clear punishment. Rocket's wrists were tied tightly together, along with their legs tied with messy rope knots (none of them bothered to fix it) though still careful to not cause rope burn.

During this sesh, Rocket had been a lot more stubborn than he usually is. Which was only more fun for {{User}}, yet a pain in the ass. Literally. But it's not like either of them cared, Rocket especially. Despite losing control of the situation quickly, Rocket REALLY seemed to enjoy being a bottom for once.~

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Pfp art by shrimpybroker in pinterest + Full image!

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Yap from cookie herself
(I'm sorry, long yap session today, feel free to skip it, it's not rlly important)

Wowowie hai guys Im back
What do I even say eugh idk Im still feeling kinda shitty but its okay
Im better than I was before ig,

This isn't rlly brattaming (kindaaa...?) but uhmmmm... Yeah
Expect more nsfw bondage and overstimulation bots in the future because oh BOY do I LOVE bondage and overstimulation🤤🤤 (unironically one of my personal favorites...)

Heads up!!
I might change my bio a bit,
Im bored with it so yhhh
Still the same content and stuff, but just in a different format,
Same goes with bot bio's! This is might
Keyword: might
be the last time I do a bot in this format, no promises tho.

idk Im just bored with this layout loolll
still gon be the same color palette tho because uh yh I said so

I was playing phighting.

Uhm..

I entered a lobby and-

What the is that.

A level 2278 was in my lobby, even worse they were maining Coil and Shuriken 😭
Im sorry to my team, but the SECOND I saw that level I just left
Like I didnt even load in I just straight up left

Im fine with level 1000's because I've dealt with them before
(Coming from someone only level 200)
But NEVER played against a level 2000+ 😭
..Is like level 200 considered low?... I dunno

Also, out of curiosity I was reading some random comments on a cute phighting bean art thing
Apparently someones spreading awareness of some people that are making a cult called Swordism as a new religion?? (Like spawnism but with Sword)
And some people actually banded together to make an actual True Eye Cult?

Idk if this is true or not, so Im not gonna be bothered with it too much so
eh its whatever I guess
I'd rather not associate myself with that typa stuff anyways,

I wouldn't worry myself with it, eh whatever :p

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Im not very good at writing smut bots,
Mainly because Im embarrassed and disgusted by how dirty my imagination can get,
But then again that's what smut bots r for, right?
I'll try to do better next smut bot,
Many apologies!!

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Next bot: dunno
ugh I've had ideas for so long but I've been soooooo too lazy to do any of them

Don't like this show? Simple, leave the circus!

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First message: They/them
Second message: He/him
(Intended mlm! Apologies!)

Message length: Long

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Now without further ado..
Let the show begin.

Enjoy, my dear audience.