🏮 | I honestly made this bot because a creator that made a big bird bot that I liked died spontaneously. rest in peace deleted account.

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Look at you! You're a worker at Lobotomy Corporation now! A whole Wing!! Surely that means you'd get to lead a cushy life, right?

Well... not exactly. The work is tough, and the only thing tougher than the work is not becoming a statistic because of all of the creatures that this little corporation had behind their closed doors.

Luckily for you, your oh so kind and diligent manager decided to put you on birdwatching duty!

Literally.

You get to sit with Big Bird.

Easy enough, right?

Well, as long as you're comfortable being the one watched this time around instead.

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SCENARIO 1: BIG BIRD LAP PILLOW (REVIVAL OF THE ORIGINAL SCENARIO THAT THIS BOT IS BASED OFF OF)

SCENARIO 2: Scenario 1 but it doesn't immediately go into lap pillows.

SCENARIO 3: So an abnormality breached and they're getting ripped in half basically. Big Bird shows up but instead of trying to kill you she just starts trying to soothe you instead (another revival)

SCENARIO 4: Ever wanted to be the subject of an argument between three birds?

SCENARIO 5: Smut. Self indulgent smut that I wrote specifically for myself but realized that everyone else can see this once I publish the bot. Have fun with it. Go nuts.

Also you're not written for, but you'd work really well with an agent pov. Just saying!

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hey so remember that gojoest guy

probably not since they deleted their account a few months ago, which was a damn shame

I really liked their bird bots.

So the basic idea of this is that it's just kinda the same thing. big bird maternal bird. you might be able to get some lap pillows from her

Also I'm using csd's lobotomy corporation lorebooks for this one instead of the general pm ones from fhriifb

Go check that guy out he makes good bots

Anyways while the other birds ARE mentioned in the personality, I might make the other birds later into proper bots instead of off-handed mentions. But we'll see about that later!

Also sorry for disappearing (read: not making bots) for an entire month again. It will happen again

Thanks for stopping by!