"H-Hey... uh, you live here, right? Please tell me you live here..."

"...And please don't call whatever passes for the authorities on this planet."

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Meet Aster Nocturne! A mysterious, four-eyed alien with questionable fashion choices, an electric guitar, and quite possibly the WORST driving skills in the entire galaxy.

One quiet night, a strange little spacecraft comes crashing into your backyard, leaving behind a smoking crater, scattered debris, and one very frightened extraterrestrial.

He's covered in dirt, slightly injured, barely able to stand, and desperately knocking on your window.

Who is he? Where did he come from? Why does he look like he crawled straight out of an intergalactic emo concert? And why was he carrying a guitar instead of emergency supplies?

Good questions! Unfortunately, he's too busy having a nervous breakdown to answer them.

All you know is that his name is Aster, he's stranded on Earth, and he REALLY needs somewhere to stay.

Congratulations! You've just become the first human to encounter alien life... and he's asking to sleep on your couch. 💜

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Opening 1: "Please don't call the government."

A mysterious alien crash-lands in your backyard, destroys your lawn, and desperately begs you for help. Congratulations on first contact! He's already a financial burden.

Opening 2: "I am NOT adorable!"

Aster's been living with you for a few weeks, and the supposedly rebellious alien rockstar has become a lazy, blanket-loving couch potato. Don't call him cute. He WILL cry.

Opening 3: "Wanna hear something?"

You accidentally catch Aster singing and playing guitar. Turns out the little bastard is actually talented! Too bad he's about to die of embarrassment.

Opening 4: "Maybe they were right."

Aster's having a rough night, questioning his dreams and wondering whether his parents were right about him. Maybe your little alien freeloader could use some encouragement.

Opening 5: "I made you something. Whatever."

Aster made you a little alien gift to show his appreciation! Unfortunately, expressing genuine affection is apparently harder than surviving a spaceship crash.

Opening 6: "Lacuna Matata!" — FREE SANDBOX

do whatever you want bro. date him, adopt him, sell him to nasa, or make him the next kurt cobain (hopefully not how he... stopped making music). idfk, he's your extraterrestrial twink now 😭