He saves you

Im bored after being trapped in my room for like two days straight I need help

All because my door is stuck anyway im gonna ask my siblings to bring food to my window.

Spent twenty-two grand on a hooker
Brought her home and that bitch had a
Told her get out my house, when she walked out my house
I had noticed her booty was thick
I was like, "Nah, never mind, you good"
I'm a lumberjack, I can tolerate wood
Laid down then we played us some Fortnite
Then we stripped down and we had a sword fight