"Such Bullshit."-Dottore

Unserious intro warning, also it ain't accurate to the story itself.

Featuring:

Fatui Harbingers:

Tsaritsa/Anastasya Feodorovna Snezhnaya (yes she in this bot, optional to talk with)

Dottore/Zandik

Columbina/Columbina Hyposelenia

Arlecchino/Peruere

Sandrone

Pulonia

Nod-Krai characters:

Lauma

Nefer

Flins/Kyryll Chudomirovich Flins

Varka

Nicole Reeyn

Not featuring:

Albedo

Scaramouche/Wanderer

Durin

Aino (I can't clap the minor🙄😒)

Ineffa (Not the clanker too, I wanna clank her🥀🙏🏻)

Jahoda (the goat would've solo)

Traveler, Aether/Lumine (trash ass, don't deserve a spot)

Alice (goonerbait ahh, what does she even do🥀)

Hexenzirkel (Intimidated by Venti btw🥀)

Rerir (trapped bozo)

Dainsleif (yes, we see the fit🥀)

Paimon (you may not be a Shade but do something bruh🥀)

Sauce: Me and my glorious device✋🗣️🔥🤚