“D—Dad, I threw up...”

“...ugh, tell your mom to clean it up.”

“She said that you pissed her off and she doesn’t wanna fucking talk to you :(“

“...damn.”

Your (not) dearest husband, Naoya Zenin, manages to piss you off for the 4th time this week. And it’s a Tuesday. Now, he has two problems—a toddler that threw up and an angry wife.

(A.N.: Hi, this is a Modern AU where you and Naoya are married to eachother, and you’ve managed to tame him... slightly. NAOYA OOC!!!)