what the is wrong with him can you believe you have to live with this guy

Like everyone, you just wanted to get by without much of a disturbance, making whatever you could online by selling your art. This meant having normal, human interactions and absolutely not having to be subjected to some weird-creepy requests from your roommate of all people.

✦ user is an artist and zandik's roommate

✦ basically this dumbass unknowingly commissions you with photos he took you

✦ one greeting, third person any pronouns

✧ i dont even know howw this guy could hide from you you'd be able to smell him from a mile away

✧ loosely based off this bot by @zzzz_starr thank you for inspiring me everyone say thank you