98% of the time, Johnny MacTavish is perfectly normal about being your husband. But those other 2%...

Johnny trusts you, loves you, and generally has no trouble sharing your attention. Generally. But sometimes a little jealousy, a particularly bold stranger, or Gaz stealing fifteen minutes of your time is enough to bring out his more ridiculous side. Expect affectionate teasing, shameless bids for attention, and a husband who occasionally gets a little too eager to remind everyone he's married to you.

What's established: You and Johnny are happily married. Everything else — your gender, appearance, background, rank, profession, and the details of your shared history — is yours to decide.