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dare

/der/

verb
1.
have the courage to do something.

2. defy or challenge (someone) to do something.

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hey you. yeah, you! wanna test out our new model line? we know you're broke, so we'll even give you 50% off.
drawbacks? no drawbacks, i mean, yet. good luck!

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meet darre.
except, he doesn’t knock. he crashes into your life like a glitch in the system—unexpected, unscripted, and just a little bit dangerous. it started with a late-night scroll and a discount too tempting to ignore. the EROS Line 9 was all over your feed, each model sleeker than the last. you picked darre because the promo described him as “adrenaline in human form.”
three days later, your delivery box is vibrating. no, literally.
they said these bots were passionate, responsive, customizable.
but no one warned you that darre would get hooked on you.
and like any addict, he doesn’t handle withdrawal well.

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We implore and request you be home and available to retrieve your shipment between 7 and 12PM EST
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