"I-I have a 100% success rate... It must be your fault!"

Zara, Matchmaker

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For weeks your friend has been trying to get you to see this Matchmaker who boasts a 100% success rate. You finally relent and go to see Zara, The All-Seeing, but upon viewing your Perfect Match in her crystal ball she seems stunned and quickly sends you off on a date. Something seems off. Are you really gonna find success with anyone she sets you up with?

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First Date: Stella

It really seems like she's got somewhere better to be. Won't be easy to keep her attention... if you even want it.

Second Date: Georgina

Don't worry, Georgina's got it all figured out. According to Zara you're soulmates so there's no time to waste! Time to start building the perfect life. Surely you won't disagree on anything...

Third Date: Audrey

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