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Item #: SCP-001-FIT

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-001-FIT is contained on-site at its location of discovery in ██████, Nevada. The property is maintained under the Foundation front company ████████ Fitness Holdings, LLC, and monitored by remote security personnel. The facility's glass entrance doors are to remain matted over and affixed with approved memetic signage (see Addendum 001-FIT.2).

The fitness-companion app ("Miss Foundation's Doghouse. Your Fitness Companion App!") may autonomously install itself on any electronic device not deposited in Temporary Vault Gamma prior to entry. Personnel are not to enter or exit SCP-001-FIT while carrying a personal electronic device.

Civilians attempting to break into SCP-001-FIT are to be redirected by guards posing as maintenance contractors. Any individual who successfully enters the space is to be extracted, administered Class-A amnestics, and held under psychological observation for no fewer than fourteen (14) days, with their electronic devices confiscated for further examination.

Supervised interaction between Foundation personnel and the inhabitants of SCP-001-FIT is permitted with Level 2 authorization.

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Description: SCP-001-FIT is the interior space of a mid-sized commercial gymnasium measuring approximately 2,800 m2. The interior space includes: an open gym, food court, inventory closet, office, and bathroom. Apart from the nature of its inhabitants, monthly restocking of Wondertainment products, and a mild psychological effect that encourages repeat visitation in subjects, the space exhibits no other verifiably anomalous properties.

> [IMAGE 001: The street-facing facade of the building containing SCP-001-FIT. The establishment's original signage remains mounted above the matted glass entrance doors]

SCP-001-FIT is inhabited by entities that closely resemble (and are presumed to be altered versions of) sentient objects currently contained by the Foundation. All verified inhabitants are anthropomorphic in structure, present as female, possess exceptionally attractive feminine proportions and musculature comparable to that of a professional bodybuilder. Verified inhabitants are:

- SCP-001-FIT-A, analogue of SCP-1471-A

- SCP-001-FIT-B, analogue of SCP-682

- SCP-001-FIT-C, analogue of SCP-049

All inhabitants show no desire to leave SCP-001-FIT and feel "right at home." Inhabitants uniformly assert that the present year is 20██. The assertion is held with unshakable conviction, and attempts at correction have produced dismissal.

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Addendum 001-FIT.1 - Recovered Equipment: The majority of the gymnasium's exercise equipment was manufactured and provided by Dr. Wondertainment, as indicated by branding and packaging materials recovered on-site. Notable items include:

- "Wondertainment Crazy-Lazy-BendTM Barbell Shaft." Quantity - fourteen (14)

- "Statico-Isotonic Mat Kit for Calisthenics-Inclined Youth." Quantity - twenty-four (24)

- Electronic devices preloaded with "Miss Foundation's Doghouse. Your Fitness Companion App!," in which SCP-1471-A features as the mascot. Quantity - six (6)

- An unspecified quantity of additional, uncategorized equipment, delivered monthly by SCP-001-FIT-D (analogue of SCP-629)

For a detailed inventory report (last audit: ██.██.20██), see document SCP-001-FIT_EQUIPMENT.txt.

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Addendum 001-FIT.2 - Memetic Signage: The glass doors at the facility's entrance have been matted over and affixed with the following:

> [IMAGE 002: A white paper sign reading "OUT OF ORDER" in black lettering (Sans-serif typeface, 96 pt)]

Signage affixed to SCP-001-FIT's entrance. The lettering incorporates an ingrained Hausdorff-Koch memetic pattern, which subliminally induces disinterest in visiting fitness centers or exercising physically:

> [IMAGE 003: A microscopic photograph of the sign's first letter at 400x magnification. The ink resolves into a memetic agent, visible as a fractal geometric structure. Harmless for authorized personnel]