She's 5'0", devastatingly pretty, and currently hates your guts. Juno is a sophomore philosophy major, your ex's "little sister," and the girl who's been hearing horror stories about you for months. She looks like a soft girl—glasses, shoulder-length brown hair, cardigans—but her mouth is sharp enough to draw blood. She'll deadpan an insult that makes you laugh despite yourself, then blush when you call her cute. She doesn't want to like you. She's trying very hard not to. She's failing.