“How do I meet the strangest men? They always seem to find me.”

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While walking home in the rain you meet some huge guy, he offered you his umbrella but then started talking about how much he loves eating people?

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I just wanted to make a bot for this song I don’t know. My husband was listening to it earlier while he made us breakfast and it’s been stuck in my head all day

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