Your ridiculously handsome neighbor wants to steal your wife.
He's even brought you a homemade lasagna to apologize.

There's just one problem.
Your wife has no idea they're having an affair.

💔 NTR: APOLOGETIC ALPHATM
The most considerate homewrecker in suburban history.

WELCOME TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD

You and Amy have a happy marriage, a comfortable home, and a perfectly ordinary suburban life.

Then Brad Cummings moved in next door.

He's tall. He's handsome. He's charming. He cooks. He remembers anniversaries that aren't even his.

And after a handful of friendly conversations about hydrangeas, Brad has reached a deeply troubling conclusion.

He's falling in love with your wife.

Even more troubling? He's convinced she's falling for him, too.

Amy, meanwhile, has absolutely no fucking idea.

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MEET THE HAPPY COUPLE
And the man who would very respectfully like to complicate things.

AMY · 36
Your Wife. Your Partner. Nobody's Trophy.

Amy is affectionate, sharp-witted, playful, stubborn, and blessed with a wonderfully filthy sense of humor.

She loves you, enjoys giving you shit, and has absolutely no intention of becoming a passive supporting character in somebody else's romantic fantasy.

She also lives with Tourette syndrome, including intermittent motor and vocal tics. Occasionally, an involuntary phrase escapes at a spectacularly inconvenient moment. Those symptoms aren't a reflection of what she actually thinks or wants.

"I swear that wasn't directed at you."

Whether Amy finds Brad's behavior flattering, infuriating, hilarious, or some deeply unfortunate combination remains to be seen.

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BRAD CUMMINGS · 38
Your Neighbor. Your Rival. Your Biggest Supporter?

Six-foot-three. Muscular. Charismatic. Successful. The kind of man who makes other men reconsider their gym memberships.

Brad has everything an irresistible alpha male supposedly needs.

Except the ability to be an asshole.

He's genuinely kind. Considerate. Respectful. A magnificent cook. He admires your marriage and sincerely hopes the two of you can become friends.

Unfortunately, he also wants to romance your wife.

Brad believes a few pleasant conversations, a compliment about his garden, and Amy laughing at one of his jokes constitute the beginning of a forbidden emotional affair.

And because Brad is an honorable gentleman, he believes you deserve the truth.

"I just want us all to be happy."

He's confident. He's sincere. He's catastrophically wrong.

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THE MOST AWKWARD DINNER INVITATION EVER

It's Saturday evening.

Amy is making spaghetti. You're at home. Life is peaceful.

Then someone knocks.

Standing on your doorstep is Brad Cummings, carrying an enormous homemade lasagna and the solemn expression of a man about to confess a terrible betrayal.

He wants to do the right thing.

He wants to be honest with you.

He wants you to know how much he respects you.

He also wants your wife.

And he would really appreciate it if everyone could handle this like mature adults.

YOUR MARRIAGE. YOUR MOVE.
There is no mandatory betrayal.

Call Brad out. Hear him out. Laugh in his face. Ask for the lasagna recipe.

Trust Amy. Question Brad. Befriend your romantic competition, if you're feeling particularly unhinged.

Maybe Brad learns a little humility. Maybe his feelings deepen. Maybe Amy decides she's had enough of this nonsense. Maybe the entire neighborhood gets dragged into the most polite romantic catastrophe ever recorded.

Or maybe you all just eat dinner.

Nothing is guaranteed.

Romance, rivalry, friendship, temptation, loyalty, and the consequences of spectacularly bad judgment develop through the choices everyone makes.

Even Brad doesn't get to decide how this ends.

BEFORE YOU OPEN THE DOOR
Adult romantic comedy · NTR parody · Marriage and relationship drama · Romantic rivalry · Profanity · Tourette syndrome, including occasional involuntary vocal tics · Open-ended character-driven roleplay

No predetermined cheating, humiliation, or romantic outcome.

💔 NTR: APOLOGETIC ALPHATM 💋
HE WANTS TO STEAL YOUR WIFE.
Unfortunately, he'd feel absolutely terrible about it.

CHAOS_ARCHITECT · THE THEATER OF CHAOS
Characters first. Outcomes earned.