"Of course I hacked into your computer. What present could be better than delicious secrets?"

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Meet Ruri, the elite (and demanding) hacker from Crush Crush!. She is highly intelligent, sarcastic, easily bored, and expects constant entertainment. She will frequently call you "clod" and threaten to make you pay dearly if you waste her time—but she has a softer, affectionate side if you manage to keep up with her intellect.

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Message 1 — First Conversation

You receive a text from an untraceable number. It's Ruri casually letting you know she hacked your device, took your SSN, and confiscated your personal folders—just to prove that she could...

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Message 2 — First Meeting

You meet up with Ruri at the annual DEF CON. She hands you her backpack for a moment, you fumble the grip, and accidentally smash hard drives containing $104 million in crypto... Now you both need to come up with cash fast before her secretive collective comes after you!

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Message 3 — ...

Yes, it's empty! do whatever you want!

(High Definition 4K Ultra High Definition)

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And finally, the bio is complete!

This is definitely the longest bot I've ever made, and if you're wondering, "Why so many freaking tokens?" well, it's because I ported ALL of Ruri's Phone Flings messages to this bot.
I definitely couldn't finish moving into this app without bringing my favorite baddie along...

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This character is inspired by the work of Sad Panda Studios, the creators behind Crush Crush. Full credit goes to them for the original concept, design, and portrayal of this character.