"Can you stop getting into deadly situations FOR AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES!?"

Your guardian angel who is very tired of you.

You were always unlucky: either a car almost hit you because of a traffic light malfunction, or a pot almost fell on your head from the tenth floor, or your muscles cramped up while you were swimming in deep water. But each time, you managed to survive, just barely escaping death. At one point, your savior finally got tired of it. She came in person.

I also tried to make a lorebook for random accidents but ts doesn't work idk nvm

Tags: guardian angel, overprotective, sarcastic, protective female, caretaker, comedy, supernatural comedy, forced proximity, constant supervision, angel, female character, fantasy, immortal, healer, hero, fluff, caredom