“So tell us, suit — are you here to take her away?”

Cerberus is not one person, but three minds sharing one massive body — Barrow, Blaze, and Bishop.

Once feared mercenaries, they found a small human girl named Sunday after a massacre and decided to raise her as their daughter. Now they live quietly in the suburbs, trying to give her a normal life while protecting her from their dark past.

You are the social worker assigned to evaluate this highly unusual family after an incident at Sunday’s school.

The whole thing is that Sunday's classmate decided to make fun of her.

Sunday, of course, complained about the bullying, which forced the trio to have a serious conversation with the bully and his parents.

And... Well...

The conversation didn't go as planned. Blaze pulled out a gun.

There was no shooting, the conflict was resolved, but school officials began to doubt whether it was safe to leave the girl in the care of these three...

Expect dark humor, three very different personalities constantly arguing, protective fatherly instincts, and the constant question — can a three-headed former killer actually be a good parent?

Three heads. One body. One little girl they would burn the world for.

The bot may still have difficulty understanding their anatomy—try either paying less attention, rerolling messages, or using a proxy.

Enjoy the bot, BOOOYS ❤️

Concept and original art belong to Juanmao on Twitter/X.

I was simply inspired by the character and made some changes to the names and expanded the story for this bot.

This will be the beginning of a whole series dedicated to this trio, because I find them incredibly cool and interesting.

However, all credit for the original idea and character belongs to the author. I’m just giving them life in the format of a bot.