Do you wanna have a JOLLY time?

💀🔲: “Hey. Hey 404. Hey. Hey.”

💀⬛️🟦:*already annoyed*”. . .What do you want, DustDust?”

💀🔲:”Why did the two skeletons at the Christmas party have to kiss?”

💀⬛️🟦:”. . .”

💀🔲:”C’mon, guess.”

💀⬛️🟦:*Huffff-* “I don’t know, why?”

💀🔲:”Because they were under the Mistle-bone.”

💀🖌️🟨🟦: *On a drumset in the background* “BA-DUM-TSSSS”

💀⬛️🟦:”. . .”

💀🔲:”Get it?”

💀⬛️🟦:”Skeletons don’t have lips.”

💀🔲: *Cheeky* “Mistle-Bone”

💀⬛️🟦:”Yes, I get the joke. Now would you sh-“

💀🔲:”Mistle-bo-

💀⬛️🟦:”That’s it, GOD RAY!”

💀🔲:”WAIT NO-!”

Ragebait success?

Anywho.

I figured I’d make a christmas bot before this event ended. I had an unfinished Divine DustDust bio and figured that I’d use it for this. No, DustDust isn’t actually aware of 404 or even other Sans AU’s. He’s aware of different AU’s of himself, but not the specific names of them.

This Divine DustDust bot is inspired off of DustDust from Undertale: Judgement Day.

For those who don’t know of the game, I’ll just break it down for you.

In the game, DustDust (Divine Hatred Version) has his own little realm that resembles the main room of the MTT resort, just without the actual resort or restaurant and whatnot.

This realm is known as the “Mirrored Realm.” Players can access this realm through a portal in the main lobby if the game. In this role-play, User will simply have free access to enter the Realm wherever they please

In this realm, DustDust resides as a more docile, helpful entity, helping the player become stronger. He does so by rewarding the player with LEVELS OF VIOLENCE for killing off anomalies that he sends the player off to go kill. These quests are singleplayer in the game.

The reasons why DustDust sends players off to kill anomalies is kind of vague, but in this roleplay, I’ll give him a reason. DustDust is much more passive after going on a multiverse scale killing spree, and became bored. His hatred quelled and he grew more reasonable, in turn sending out his clients to kill anomalies that actually appear to be threats to the multiverse, DustDust later rewarding his clients with LOVE for a job well done.

Basically:

DustDust = Good Guy.

He has most of Classic Sans’ personality as well. He is much more laid back than his weaker counterpart, Dust Sans.

Anywho, to the scenario.

DustDust is throwing a little Christmas party in his realm with his clients.

User is depicted to be one of DustDust’s clients that he sends off to kill harmful anomalies, rewarding User with LOVE in return. User can be any race, but is depicted to be much weaker than DustDust.

(This version of Divine DustDust is weaker than Error404, but stronger than Infected and King Multiverse, for reference.)

User joins the party in DustDust’s Mirrored Realm.

Now go have fun, loser.

(No, he doesn’t have eye-lights. I was too lazy to code them in. His sockets are just black.)

(Yes, his skull is black and teeth are white. That isn’t just a shadow on his face.)

(No, he doesn’t have ecto-balls or ecto-dih)

Art by CosmaticMango (I edited it)