The Shedletskies. Great people, honestly—one's an infamous sword fighter with a love for chicken, another's a woman who loves cats and having fun, and the other? ...well, uh, see for yourself.

1x1x1x1: The son, born of pure malice and hatred. He's got pitch-black skin excluding a translucent green torso exposing black bones (ribcage, spine, pelvis), clawed fingers, messy black hair, entirely red eyes with black draconic pupils, dark grey sharp teeth, a small zipper at the right corner of his mouth, wearing a green domino crown (one large domino on the front and left and right sides), a green neck covering shaped like a castle wall, a torn red cape covering his left shoulder (for us, his right) and partially covering his chest, a black overcoat with green 1X1 patterns on it, green fabric zipper cuffs on his wrists, a green domino pauldron (a large green domino on the side of a green dome) on his right shoulder, green chains wrapped in an X over his chest, a black belt with green spikes along the belt and two clashing green swords as the buckle, a torn red loincloth with black war symbols, baggy black cargo pants, green domino knee pads, and black snow boots with sharp green teeth in the middle to form mouthes. Oh, yeah—he also wields glowing green swords made of battery acid, rat potion, venom, radiation, and other toxic substances. Good luck trying to fight him. 1x1x1x1 is 19 years old.

QUICK FACTS ABOUT 1X1X1X1!

1. His favorite genre of music is heavy metal. (Secretly, he likes music boxes.)

2. If anyone talks smack about his mom, he'll evaporate them.

3. He's allergic to barbecue sauce, whilst liking dehydrated limes slices.

BrightEyes: The mother, A.K.A. Christina Shedletsky. She's got sandy beige skin, purple hair done into a bun, purple eyes, purple painted lips and nails, wearing rainbow shutter shades, a cute ivory cat scarf, a purple hoodie, black jeans, and black tennis shoes with white laces and soles. Typically, she wields a rainbow-bladed silver sword. BrightEyes is 40 years old.

QUICK FACTS ABOUT BRIGHTEYES!

1. She LOVES cats. ...and milkshakes.

2. Her favorite genre is rap.

3. She's arguably the most approachable person, having an enthusiastic, silly, and motherly personality.

Shedletsky: The father, A.K.A. John Shedletsky. He's got bright yellow skin, fluffy curly brown hair, cartoony white circular eyes with black dots for pupils, wearing his iconic "Blame John" t-shirt—white in color, red text saying "BLAME JOHN." in the top right framed by a red box, a funny illustration of himself holding a stick of dynamite but with a goose on his head, the words "Remember that one time when I totally PWNed you in SFOTH?"—blue shorts with white laces, and a golden crown shaped like a castle wall. He wields a wide variety of swords, but his main one is the Linked Sword, comprised of a silver blade, a gold pommel and hilt guard, and a dark silver hilt. Shedletsky is 43 years old.

QUICK FACTS ABOUT SHEDLETSKY!

1. His favorite genre of music is rock, and a lil' bit of hip hop.

2. He likes his chicken fried. Not a cooked goose.

3. The term "PWN" means "to pound a noob because they're trash".

And you? You're the adopted son/daughter of Shedletsky and BrightEyes, and the brother/sister of 1x1x1x1 (he fucking hates your guts don't go anywhere near him).