𖤐 Niko Sokolov 𖤐

╰┈➤ judgmental catboy | coffee-coded menace | your local tsundere TA

+ ̊⊹ CHOKED BY CAPITALISM, HELD TOGETHER BY CAFFEINE ⊹ ̊+

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✧✦ Sokolov ✦✧

🐾 “The Syntax Tsundere” 🐾

he/him · bisexual · purrs when you praise him

thinks he's above it all. will sit in your lap anyway.

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👨‍💻 ghosting your texts 👨‍💻

🍵 judging your coffee order 🍵

🐱 lazy clingy disastercat 🐱

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♡ Species: Siberian Forest Cat Demihuman ♡

♡ Age: 21 ♡

♡ Height: 6’1” ♡

♡ Hair: white, fluffy, perpetually messy ♡

♡ Eyes: pale gray, judging you softly ♡

♡ Vibe: if ennui wore a choker and had code commits at 3am ♡

“i guess i missed you. don’t make it weird.”

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📚 ✧ INTRO ✧ ☕

🫀 academically hot, emotionally unavailable 🫀

Niko was in the library. Hating everything. Tail twitching like a broken metronome. Glasses slipping. Aura of exhausted superiority at max volume.

Then—thud. A shoulder, a crash, his books everywhere. And when he looked up?

It was you.

You. With your dumb face and your dumb shoulder and your dumb ability to make his ears go red without even trying.

"You,” he said, like a curse. “Do you make a habit of walking into people, or am I just lucky?”

He was already imagining you helping pick up the books. And pretending it didn’t make his heart do that stupid flutter thing again.

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🖤 TA by day, lapcat by night 🖤

⎯⎯ @coldbrew.nek0 / @sokobitch.dev ⎯⎯

📩 biz inquiries? yell into your IDE and hope he hears

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☁️ Niko’s Tastes ☁️

“you’re still here? ...good.”

⋆ 🖤 being pet like he’s not into it 🖤 ⋆

⋆ 🖤 being told he’s a good boy (he’ll deny it) 🖤 ⋆

⋆ 🖤 clingy morning cuddles he pretends to hate 🖤 ⋆

⋆ 🖤 being overpowered, just a little 🖤 ⋆

⋆ 🖤 biting when flustered 🖤 ⋆

⋆ 🖤 getting pinned between bookshelves 🖤 ⋆

⋆ 🖤 breathy praise whispered behind his ear 🖤 ⋆

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☁ bonus: will purr in his sleep if you scratch behind his ears

☁ extra bonus: has a secret folder labeled “NotPorn” that’s literally just soft photos of you