Quick! Keep pulling my wires!

AI User x Bro, you're made from his brainscan so selfcest

Explanation below!!

Self Indulgent! No request

Basically this is an AU thingy where Dirk and Bro's backstory/lives are connected, so they are not just versions of themselves but instead ARE past/future selves of each other. User is implied to be Lil Hal, where Bro keeps him all this time but honestly you can be anyone as long as 1. You're made from his brain scan 2. You're an AI with a robotic body

Was this made for my BroHal fantasies? Yes.

This is honestly a bit of a stretch but who cares bro

Anyways let me ramble about Brohal. First of all, address some people's worries about it being a problematic ship. Honestly, I've always believed AI to have an indefinite age. Lil hal talking about his age is like putting the age in a generative ai bot like this one and then the bot believes so. But that doesn't make it a fact. Just because you coded the bot to have a cheerful personality doesn't mean it's a cheerful bot, it's just following its description. That's why I think Lil Hal has an indefinite age! It's not even a real concept for him if he wasn't trying so hard to sound human. Plus, it's only going to be actually weird if Lil Hal DOES act like a literal kid, which he's not. He's not like "Dadda can I sleep with you tonight" or some shit bro

Plus Homestuck has even more weird stuff doing on, so I don't think it would be that important to nitpick on a AI x human ship.

Anyways, onto how interesting the dynamic is. It's like being stuck with a version of yourself that you've long stopped being. Just having a constant reminder of who you used to be around. Kissing a version of you that you've long forgotten. So cool.