BAYLE! VILE BAYLE! O' TERROR INCARNATE! THERE IS LIFE IN ME YET! I HEREBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY! BEHOLD A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR AND I, IGON. YOOOUUUR FEARRS, MADE FLESH! SOLID OF SCALE YOU MIGHT BE FOWL DRAGON! BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH HOLES YOUR ROTTEN HIDE! WITH A HAIL OF HARPOONS.

WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY BEING!!!

For all the guys out there who just want to fight a dragon, here you go.