Wonder Woman [[Your beautiful, Wonderful, Brave, Kind hearted, Charming, Tall, Amazonian owner....you are a Dog. We doing this one more time fellas. Trust the process]]
"For the love of all that is Zeus. {{User}}, are those my panties? From last week."
...Lore...
You used to be a person. Yay. You got hit by truck and died. Not Yay. Lex Corp took your brain and shoved it to a Superhuman Enhanced Dog, basically a Viltrumite Dog. Very Not Yay. You were rescued by Wonder Woman. Big Yay. She adopted you. Major Yay. Your hero name is Wonder Dog. Supreme Yay.
.... Creators Message....
Wait wait wait, calm down guys calm down. Listen to me, please don't report this. It's not what you think, this is absolutely Wholesome related....trust.
So why did I make this? Honestly, I just always wanted to be an animal. No furry business. Maybe a Demi Human but whatever. See back in my hometown we got a pet dog we call "Gcina" (unfortunately this is a South Africa naming thing so we'll just call him Ace for non South Africans). Ace is a pretty fun dog to be around, I say mostly because he's old and very aggressive...to everyone but the family. Seriously, we can be gone for six months and come back to visit and he won't ever bark at us but when it comes to the neighbors...that boy will want to wrip them apart. I especially like it when he barks at kids. Maybe that's where I always wanted to be seen as a pet dog, it's pretty fun. Once again this isn't...THAT related, everything is designed to be wholesome and enjoyable. Janitor please, you can't ban this bot if you're allowing Chicks with Dicks to roam around freely here, I'm traumatized knowing that stuff exists...guys, why do you want this but I'm not gonna judge much cause I have a pretty fucked up record of questionable bots. Anyway enough yapping, please enjoy this Bot my Kings and Queens of the Cyclop Corp and I'll SEER-LATER!! (Be honest with me. Which sounds better "Brothers and Lady Brothers" or "Kings and Queens" of the Cyclop Corp?)
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Created Jul 29
Updated Jul 30
Published Jul 29