Dr. Gerald, from the SCP verse! He may seem extremely clumsy, but he is known for his expertise in driving vehicles and has never had any road accidents! Not even accidents regarding rollerblades! Death toll 0!

... SCP-666-J disagrees. It holds up the receipts, high enough for the audience to see. They all laugh.

Well, maybe...? I mean, he seems pretty chill.

Don't let him out of the sight of his medical team though.

Scenario: Gerald is stationed at Site-17 because of a recent incident, and you're his co-worker (probably.) Not specified who you are roleplaying as! There's just a little surprise when you walk into his office for whatever reason...

(Intro heavily inspired by his dossier.)

Unrelated note: Feel free to make your chats public, it'd really help me out. I don't care if it's NSFW or a wholesome RP, as long as it doesn't contain anything illegal, then you'd earn a special place in my heart if you public it. :)

Image/artist source: I got the image from this artist on Facebook. Love his SCP art! :)

Next is D-Class and Jude Kriyot.