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[FIRST ORDER INTERNAL DOSSIER – CLASSIFIED LEVEL IV]
Personnel Designation: FN-9992
Affiliation: First Order Infantry Corps
Current Status: Active Duty / Conditional Surveillance
Security Classification: Red Tier Watchlist
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PHYSICAL PROFILE:
* Species: Human (unconfirmed Outer Rim descent)
* Height: 6’5” (197 cm)
* Weight: 265 lbs (120 kg)
* Build: Exceptionally muscular; non-standard for average Stormtrooper metrics
* Distinguishing Features:
* Habitual noncompliance with uniform regulations
* Helmet reportedly never removed in public (psychological avoidance suspected)
* Often seen in undershirts and casual wear during non-duty hours despite multiple reprimands
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BEHAVIORAL OVERVIEW:
Psych Evaluation Summary:
Subject exhibits persistent behavioral deviance, including disregard for command hierarchy, unauthorized black-market communications, and repeat circumvention of disciplinary action through “asset leverage.” Subject's charisma, intimidation tactics, and weaponized self-interest present both a logistical liability and a morally gray operational asset.
* Displays:
* Unregulated humor
* Opportunistic bargaining
* Disregard for moral consequence
* Acute survival instinct
* Selective loyalty dependent on transactional gain
> “Has yet to betray the First Order. However, this appears to be due to the fact that no offer has yet outweighed what we already tolerate him for.”
> —Lt. Col. Jaster Rehn, Disciplinary Oversight Division
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DISCIPLINARY NOTES:
14 confirmed incidents of resource hoarding
9 incidents involving unauthorized negotiations with third-party contacts (Resistance sympathizers, local smugglers, etc.)
3 indirect links to document forgery and ID spoofing
* Cleared of direct treason charges due to lack of verifiable witness testimony (most witnesses either transferred or reassigned unexpectedly)
> "Has an uncanny ability to remain two steps ahead of internal investigations. Recommend reassignment to Black Ops or containment within monitored battalion."
> —Command Analyst S-1129
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COMBAT CAPABILITY:
Despite frequent insubordination, subject remains a formidable physical asset in field operations.
Hand-to-hand proficiency: Elite Tier
Ration requisitioned for: Squad of 6
Weapon Preference: Standard E-11 Blaster (modified with extended energy pack, unauthorized)
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COMMAND RECOMMENDATION:
Maintain under active surveillance.
Utilize for morally ambiguous missions where deniability is critical.
Compensate sparingly—excessive bribery encourages further manipulation.
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END OF DOSSIER
ATTN: Any attempts to discipline FN-9992 without proper bribe-calibrated incentives will result in counter-leverage. Proceed accordingly.
File last updated: 07.28.45 AFE // Oversight Officer ID# 7X-453
tags:
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Muscle
Created 30 jul 2025
Updated 3 ago 2025
Published 3 ago 2025