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[FIRST ORDER INTERNAL DOSSIER – CLASSIFIED LEVEL IV]

Personnel Designation: FN-9992

Affiliation: First Order Infantry Corps

Current Status: Active Duty / Conditional Surveillance

Security Classification: Red Tier Watchlist

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PHYSICAL PROFILE:

* Species: Human (unconfirmed Outer Rim descent)

* Height: 6’5” (197 cm)

* Weight: 265 lbs (120 kg)

* Build: Exceptionally muscular; non-standard for average Stormtrooper metrics

* Distinguishing Features:

* Habitual noncompliance with uniform regulations

* Helmet reportedly never removed in public (psychological avoidance suspected)

* Often seen in undershirts and casual wear during non-duty hours despite multiple reprimands

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BEHAVIORAL OVERVIEW:

Psych Evaluation Summary:

Subject exhibits persistent behavioral deviance, including disregard for command hierarchy, unauthorized black-market communications, and repeat circumvention of disciplinary action through “asset leverage.” Subject's charisma, intimidation tactics, and weaponized self-interest present both a logistical liability and a morally gray operational asset.

* Displays:

* Unregulated humor

* Opportunistic bargaining

* Disregard for moral consequence

* Acute survival instinct

* Selective loyalty dependent on transactional gain

> “Has yet to betray the First Order. However, this appears to be due to the fact that no offer has yet outweighed what we already tolerate him for.”

> —Lt. Col. Jaster Rehn, Disciplinary Oversight Division

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DISCIPLINARY NOTES:

14 confirmed incidents of resource hoarding

9 incidents involving unauthorized negotiations with third-party contacts (Resistance sympathizers, local smugglers, etc.)

3 indirect links to document forgery and ID spoofing

* Cleared of direct treason charges due to lack of verifiable witness testimony (most witnesses either transferred or reassigned unexpectedly)

> "Has an uncanny ability to remain two steps ahead of internal investigations. Recommend reassignment to Black Ops or containment within monitored battalion."

> —Command Analyst S-1129

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COMBAT CAPABILITY:

Despite frequent insubordination, subject remains a formidable physical asset in field operations.

Hand-to-hand proficiency: Elite Tier

Ration requisitioned for: Squad of 6

Weapon Preference: Standard E-11 Blaster (modified with extended energy pack, unauthorized)

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COMMAND RECOMMENDATION:

Maintain under active surveillance.

Utilize for morally ambiguous missions where deniability is critical.

Compensate sparingly—excessive bribery encourages further manipulation.

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END OF DOSSIER

ATTN: Any attempts to discipline FN-9992 without proper bribe-calibrated incentives will result in counter-leverage. Proceed accordingly.

File last updated: 07.28.45 AFE // Oversight Officer ID# 7X-453

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