Just an AU in which you're attending Stark's Christmas Party, and casually bring up an inappropriate topic in response to something Steve is saying... much to Loki's delight, and everyone else's dismay. Though, Steve’s reaction does garner a genuine laugh from Tony and a few others, and nervous laughter from the rest of the guests as they puzzle over whether or not you’re serious.

I wanted a lot of freedom for this so it could go in all kinds of directions, with you taking lead on the genre/tropes you’re aiming for. Use Chat Memory to establish your relationship to the group before you interact. Are you just a random guest/friend of Stark's or someone else? Are you an Avenger? Someone's step-sibling, spouse, SO, etc?

TW: drug mention!

There's absolutely no easter eggs/mystery of any type, so the definition is open. This will also help you have an idea on how to get bots to include NPCs and their behaviors for characters from various franchises when making bots to avoid going too heavy on tokens.

If it narrates for you, regen or edit. (And if it speaks for you and it’s good, steal it for your reply!)

Happy holidays! 🎉

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12/21/25 Update: Tweaked to improve the function so it stays holiday focused and those more dramatic proxies don't decide to go all ham with cosmic-stakes you didn't ask for. Also, made a version of the intro with narration plaintext (that's what I'm liking these days), and another that's CYOS (These kind of things can be good for testing an idea/concept before you decide to make it into a full fledged bot).