Roomates (no-Sburb)

After Bro got arrested for a few dubious charges of assault, battery, and other various and likely extensive unnamed crimes, Dave had to move out pretty quickly, unfortunately :p

That leaves you, yeah YOU :D to offer to let him crash in your apartment for a while since it's closest compared to the rest of his friends. Since, yk, still being in Texas is a lot closer than Washington, or New York, or some remote Island (-_-(

Credit for the personality goes to @carcinogenecist

Yuh, a first bot like many before and much many more after

I've been lurking for almost an entire year * ;v and i felt Homestuck bot have been dry recently, no offense to anyone making the bots they're great and i actually do love a lot of em, so I wanted to throw my own hat in the ring and see how it turns out. It's mostly untested obv and if anyone finds issues just comment and i'll beat my head against the screen to try and mend that, yuh yuh, thas all from me